My dad asked if there were any good Super Bowl commercials yesterday.
Me: There was a Pepsi one where Elton John was queen of England, and-
My brother: That’s not nice.
Me: Okay okay, he was queen of some made up country…
I visited my grandpa today, and here’s a conversation I had with him:
Grandpa: Where’s your brother?
Me: He’s doing a school project.
Grandpa: Oh, what’s her name?
Either I took this the wrong way, or he has a very dirty mind.
I’m seriously laughing SO HARD OH MY GOD I CAN’T STOP! that’s what you get when you screw with cats! how does she cry INSTANTLY omg I wouldn’t have even processed what had just happen by that time.
This makes me think of the end of The Lion King when Simba bitch slaps Scar in slow motion. And I’m not for animal abuse or anything, but when she threw the cat at the laptop I lost it.
